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[โ€“] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I invited 20 people for my 40th birthday.
3 showed up.
My wife ate too much dough while she baked weed brownies and fell asleep right before the guests arrived.

So me and my best friends sat around the table and ate a bag of chips, I was the only one to drink alcohol, no one touched the huge amount of food I made, and from upstairs we could hear my wife snoring.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Did you share this story on lemmy before I swear I read it before. I just don't have birthday parties for this reason... also I don't even know 20 people to invite.