this post was submitted on 05 Oct 2024
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Do the opposite, don’t make eye contact and walk fast. The good old fashioned diarrhea walk. Anyone tries to stop you, tell them whatever poop related excuse comes to mind.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Just say "its comin" in a paniced voice without stopping

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