this post was submitted on 28 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (4 children)

What the fuck does sleeping loose mean lol.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You better figure it out before the bed bugs bite.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Always keep a gun next to your bed, that way you can reach to answer a phonecall and accidentally shoot your neighbours through the wall.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My mom slept loose and here I am

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Bed bug bit her?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It means you didn't tighten your bed ropes, duh.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

ropes won't cut it, you're gonna need 4" ratchet straps

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What the fuck does sleeping tight mean?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The apocryphal story is that beds used to be supported/made of many ropes that would regularly need to be tightened to maintain form. So it was a reminder to snug up on these ropes.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Indian charpai beds are made with braided cords over a mahogany frame. Surely not related, just a fun fact.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

J'ai toujours cru que ça voulait dire de dormir bien bordé.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Opposite of loose. Duh.