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A cyberattack against Clorox last month that shut down factories has created a nationwide shortage of bleach and cat litter (fortune.com)

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A cyberattack against Clorox last month that shut down factories has created a nationwide shortage of bleach and cat litter::The producer of disinfectants, wipes, cat litter, salad dressing and cleaners said some of its US factories still aren’t making goods

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

You mean Todd?

Todd Clorox is attacking the factories with 5G signals from his spaceship, granted to him by the lizard overlords. Here is a crude rendering of said event:

8=====D~~~~~ <- those are the 5G signals.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Todd. Stupid Google Keyboard autocorrect, sponsored by lizard people.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Damn, Todd Clorox got access the spaceships now? Nowhere is safe.