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[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ahem… Assembly is tired of being forgotten

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Assembly is like phonetic script.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago
section .data
    msg1 db "Those copper ingots were of terrible quality.",0
    msg2 db "My servant was also treated very badly!",0
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

No, jokes are fun.