Dad Jokes

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So they can hide in cherry trees.

Alright, why don't you ever see elephants hiding in cherry trees?

Because they're very good at it.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Why do ducks have flat feet?

To put out forest fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet?

To put out flaming ducks