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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Not all of the guys.

I don't care about tiddy size.

I just want a goth girlfriend who makes pies.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hey man you gotta at least help make the pie.

;)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I don't need a ho

I'll happily knead that dough

I'll let her put it in the oven

Before we get to lovin'

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Do goth girls like baking pies?