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Yup...i can confirm that (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

are you sure python is a screwdriver? Its not the all new AI-driven Smart screwdriver that requires an account, wifi connection, and for you to input the name of your project before you can use it?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

alright, if python is a regular screwdriver, what is C? a single iron filing?

edit: I'm starting to doubt any of you have ever used C

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

The bar metal used to make the screwdriver

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Two sticks you can rub together.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 weeks ago

screwdriver that's awkward to hold