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[–] [email protected] 172 points 1 month ago (3 children)

handing my friend a screwdriver

"You can use this for simple crafts and home repairs"

Me, backing away from the screwdriver in terror

"Nice try, but I know what that is. They use that thing to build the Space Shuttle."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Nah, give me that Fisher Price Baby Screwdriver that's easy to use and cannot build a space shuttle.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

-.- you've just described a significant portion of my home remodeling….

-.-

I think I need to learn new skills…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

are you sure python is a screwdriver? Its not the all new AI-driven Smart screwdriver that requires an account, wifi connection, and for you to input the name of your project before you can use it?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

alright, if python is a regular screwdriver, what is C? a single iron filing?

edit: I'm starting to doubt any of you have ever used C

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

The bar metal used to make the screwdriver

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Two sticks you can rub together.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 weeks ago

screwdriver that's awkward to hold