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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean, to Twitter employees he's already kind of a SpockBeard version of Jo Bennett from The Office:

Now, you all must be in a tizzy. I can see it on your faces, I mean, what's going on now? I mean, who owns ~~Dunder Mifflin~~ Twitter? Right? I mean, ~~Sabre~~ X? What's that? Some company I've never heard of? Down in ~~Tallahassee~~ Hawthorne? Where is that? Near Mars?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I need you to interpret all news stories like this for me. This is much more palatable.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

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