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When people think a bidet is stupid, I always ask: If you had poop on your arm, would you clean it with water or just wipe it with a dry towel and call it a day?
Not to mention it's less irritating for ur bum
This is a trap, literally none of you want to hear why bidets are disgusting and I will not be dragged into this again.
Fuck bidets and everyone who recommends them.
Wrong.
Nope.
Yup, you're wrong. And you have a dirty ass.
Incorrect. I didn't even know what skidmarks were till my bidet insisting roommate described them. I thought she was making a sick joke.
So? Just because you don't have skid marks doesn't mean you don't have a dirty, stinky ass.
Also has nothing to do with your claim. The idea that washing your ass after a shit is somehow worse than not washing it is literally one of the dumbest takes I've ever seen.
You're nasty as fuck, dude.
This is the exact fucking harassment I get every fuckdamn time the bidet cultists catch wind, and I am so fuckdamn tired of it.
Listen, wetass, if you enjoy spraying fecal mist all over your bathroom while simultaneously drenching every square inch of your ass in bacterial medium that's on you. I know how to wipe and my partners have never had an issue going down town for dinner and NONE of them were ever shy about informing me on my odor.
You just want license to make your anal fetish public and its disgusting.
Very easy due to the lack of a clean butt /j
LMAO! "Why are people being mean to me just because I was being inflammatory??"
Fuck off with that disingenuous bullshit.
Nonsense.
Skill issue.
I'm supposed to be surprised to learn that you keep company that's just as disgusting as you are?
Says the person literally, unpromptedly talking about their anal fetish...
From the POV of someone who's never used a bidet, you come off like someone who was just looking for conflict.