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I've always thought the "buy me a cup of coffee" was a thinly veiled euphemism for "give me beer"
edit: also, I have contributed. There's this one android app that works to translate between different wargaming/miniature painting paint brands (as in color matching), the dev straight up asks for a contribution for beer. It was so brutally honest I had to.
https://xkcd.com/323/ this? and the fact that most of my programming breakthroughs have come while in "two beers" territory.
edit: actually, no. MOST of my programming breakthroughs have dawned on me while sitting on the can. But second most is "two beers down".
So, if I understand you correctly, there's a non-trivial correlation between drinking beer, shitting, and programming?
Caffeine is the socially acceptable fuel for programmers (during office hours). Beer is the unofficial one.
I always thought of it more like "give me some motivation to add more stuff" in that "I turn coffee into code" sense.
I just want a free pony ride
don't we all? But we're here to make boring business software for MBA's
Tomorrow we sail!
man, it's been ages since I last saw this movie. Sober me's todo for tomorrow: meaning of life, python. GET. ON. IT.
You watched it. Right?
Reminder!
Beer, coffee, prune juice...I don't care, here's $5โ$10!
"20$ is 20$"
which said it first: kofi -funded developer or onlyfans star?