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[–] [email protected] 88 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Two problems with this:

Dinosaurs didn't really turn into oil, plankton did (thanks teaching me, Beakman's World)
Plastic is often made from a natural gas processing byproduct

[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The actual dinosaurs made from dinosaurs would be dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Nah those are also made of plastic

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

We all have McMicroplastics in us.

I’m lovin’ it!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

So... What came first? The plastic or the egg?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Confirmed, oil is vegan.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ever heard of zooplankton?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Shhh! Vegan is an option, not a mandate!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hey, eat as much plastic as you want. Live a little

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I prefer to chug my oil, crude.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Shhh.