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Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (i.imgur.com)
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[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 year ago (2 children)

  • Can you explain this gap in your resume?

  • Yes. I can.

  • ...

  • ...

  • So?

  • So what?

  • Why don't you explain it?

  • Because you didn't asked me to explain it, you asked me if I could explain it.

[–] [email protected] 103 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"What's your greatest weakness?"

"Interpreting the semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics."

"Could you give me an example?"

"Yes, I could."

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

A lawyer's dream client. Only answer the exact question asked.

"Do you have the time?"

"Yes."

"....."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Found the teacher

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Person with ASD, more likely.