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I heard most of them end up going to unit 200 - rumor has it that Lil Jon lives there.
Occasionally somebody bars the front door of 500 Oceanview lane and nobody can get in
Shit gets weird when the guy in 418 opens and claims to be a tea pot...
I swear the people in unit 402 are illegally subletting their place on AirBnB.
You know where I struggle? For some reason the door to 413 is only like two feet high - I always struggle to get through that fucker.
And 451 is always covered with police tape and it’s smells something awful in there
Shit gets busy when the owner of 403 is home.
You rang?
HWAT??
YEAH! ALRIGHT!