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Many a hungry time traveler has Googled 'trilobites shellfish allergy' only to find their carrier had no coverage in the Ordovician.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (12 children)

But what about time travelers who go forward in time

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Autoerotic asphyxiation

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Morlocks

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Lava

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Believe it or not, jail

....and asphyxiation.

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Robot raptors

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Flu.

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Time machine door gets stuck

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Asphyxiation

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Mole people.

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Dad comes home with the milk

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Cancer

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

It's a spectrum from "low and slow" up to "broiled."