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[–] [email protected] 194 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Edit: Not mine btw, I found it in c/LemmyShitposts

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (2 children)

As a German, it always feels wrong being at a HipHop concert, when the crowd does this arm up and down thing.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As a German, it always feels wrong being at a HipHop concert

Probably could've just stopped there.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

As a German, it always feels wrong

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As a German...

Let me just stop you right there...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As a ~~Ger~~man...

I would even stop you right here

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

As a German, it always feels wrong being

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I moved to Germany some years ago, and whenever I'm at the gym and I see a german person doing shoulder front raises, I get scared!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The person you saw must've been a member of AfD

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Didn't you know that children = pets?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Having children is basically keeping cum as a pet. 😋 😋 😋

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You are just your dad's pet cum

😏

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Does this mean I can’t abuse them?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just treat your pets like children so you can abuse them!

/s

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was gonna abuse my children because I abuse my pets.

You’re saying I should go the other way?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Honestly in wouldn't even be comfortable doing the "call taxi" one. Straight out is still to close :D

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Uber was actually founded to stop people from accidentally becoming nazis

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Yeah, nobody who works under Uber conditions has the time, energy or money left over for membership of the Patriot Front! It's the one good thing about the so-called gig economy!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Call taxi is fine if you give a bit of an elbow bend though.

Pretty much all of these are unnatural without some bend

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Remember that laura ingraham video?

Edit: sauce

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Going to need some sauce for that one.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

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