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[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (2 children)

We have this now. Scientists and big pharma.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

That's the joke

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hey now, boner pills aren't useless!

Could the same scientists have been working on cancer treatments? Maybe, but it's not nearly as fun to test.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Gonna need to divert the entire US defense budget for two years to researching how to make my PP bigger.

Vote for me for president and I'll make it happen.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'd certainly vote if I was a citizen. Let's maybe see about that again in say 20 years?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Just commit voter fraud. All 7 of my supporters so far are from other countries. Seriously my PP is so smol I need the military budget to gain a centimeter