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The floor is Java (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Great, it's reliable and enforces design patterns!

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Assembly is inaccurate. You have to build a horse fibre by fibre. Theoretically, it would be the fastest horse ever if it could be actually built

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Great, it’s reliable and enforces design patterns!

Upvoted because this is Programmer Humor. Thanks for the laugh, stranger!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I'm very amused that (so far, on my client) you seem to have no up or downvotes, but an upvoted response. No programmer kink shaming, but no one else wants to be nice to Java either.