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[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If my coffee maker saw that in the morning, I would have to secure my property. Castle doctrine.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

You should put a motion sensor near your coffee maker. Just make sure the alarm is always within earshot