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[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I have read programs a lot shorter than 500 lines which I don't have the expertise to write.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Shell scripts don't count

That's not a programming language, that's hieroglyphs

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

well obviously shit like wozmon exists, but there definitely needs to be a rule to prevent handicap shit like "is-number"

the vast majority of programmers have the problem solving capability of a child who took shit apart constantly due to autism.