Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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One's a heated yam, the other's a yeeted ham.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

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