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[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Can he also fix alzheimer's by hunting down memory leaks.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Yeah, he reimplemented it in Java to get garbage collection. The Alzheimer's is cured but he takes ten minutes to pour a glass of water.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago