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submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 197 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Doctor of Computer Science

stringly-typed "100%"

yeah that tracks.

[–] [email protected] 127 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Calls a static method on the OldMan class instead of the instance of oldMan that is actually dying.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Tonight's story: Every man older than OldMan.getMinimumAge() has been in perfect *unchanging* health for the last few months‽ To find out why, stay tuned! Our experts chime in to help you understand....

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

If only I'd been born %YEARS% later :'-(

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

But then they really have no idea and try to convince you it’s from some stupid diet trick fed to them by a sponsor.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's an instance property

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Is this some .NET convention that references to instances start with capital letters?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, properties (like a field but with a getter and/or setter method, may or may not be backed by a field) are PascalCase

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

How is OldMan a property here? It's clearly the name of a class

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Instance properties are PascalCase.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yes I know, I've coded in .NET before, but so are class names.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Okay, but this makes more sense as an instance method rather than a static one

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago (1 children)

str(float("100.0")) + "%"

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 months ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Haha I'm saving this image