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[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Save a slap for the dude who invented sundials, and another slap for the dude who invented civilization.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Some asshole had the idea to water a seed and now I have to pay taxes. Fuck that guy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Not any more. But some of the IRS guys are smokin' hot, I'm sure, if that's what you're into.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

This but unironically.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Save a slap for the dude who invented slaps!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

No wonder they never invented time machines to get to the future, if we're so keen on bullying them.