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Lemons(?) of Lemmy, what is something that feels so obvious to you that you just get lowkey pissed at the world for not knowing? (lemmy.one)

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Some men claim they don’t want to get germs on their penis

How does that make any sense? What... how... I just... ?! Do they believe one washes their hands BEFORE peeing? Well OK, let's imagine that, then then would have... cleaner hands so... less germs? Do they imagine that one "reverse wash" theirs hands before? Like... rubbing their hands on the floor itself THEN pee? It makes absolutely 0 sense. I don't get any of it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Im thinking they unzip, pull underwear out of the way, amd piss hands free?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Ohhh... that actually makes sense, thanks!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

they must keep a pair of tongs handy.