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submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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We merely went for a dance I meant no harm

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 5 months ago

The other guy never stood a chance! That's the power of the F.O.R.K.L.I.F.T. system:

Forklift
Observe
Rule the situation
Knockout your competition
Lift her into your arms
Initiate eye contact
Fuck
Target your next cargo