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Guess how my day started (lemmy.ml)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

A good poop knife will do the trick. Perhaps those are more common in your locale.

Also, not to brag, but our American poops are significantly larger than most and even though a bidet is more hygienic and feels nicer, we prefer to use large volumes of processed wood pulp on our butts.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Can confirm - am poop knife.

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