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Defragged Zebra (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I thought zebras were solid state.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

They're striped RAIDS, obviously.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Actually they're mostly water.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Well defraging liquid state sounds like a bad idea too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Too many moving parts to be solid state. Maybe about 10 minutes after one dies.