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Fellas, find yourself a girl like Tonya Harding staring at Nancy Kerrigan 😍 (lemmy.world)

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 6 months ago (15 children)

The second verse of "Weird Al" Yankovic's song, Headline News, is about these two.

Once there was this girl who Swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion And when she finally made it She saw some other girl who was better And so she hired some guy to Club her in the knee cap

[–] [email protected] 54 points 6 months ago (8 children)

Our society would be far better if we, as a whole, quoted Weird Al more often.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago (6 children)

Now you may find it inconceivable or rather very least a bit unlikely that The relative position of the planets and the stars Could have a special deep significance or meaning That exclusively applies to only you But, let me give you my assurance that These forecasts and predictions are all based on Solid, scientific, documented evidence So you would have to be some kind of moron Not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true Where was I?