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[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Does a lot happen between an EOD standup, and the morning standup? Pick a lane lol

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Well yea, plenty happens between 1700 and 0900. That is why the 15 min standup takes 30 min.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

You are fortunate that it takes "only" 30 minutes.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They need to have full calendars so that they look productive. Those meetings are for them, not for you. You still have to attend tho.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Got to hate those meeting where you are marked as optional but you are required to attend.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

And the ones where you have to discuss what's coming up in the next meeting. Meetings about meetings. We call them metameetings.