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[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Does a lot happen between an EOD standup, and the morning standup? Pick a lane lol

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Well yea, plenty happens between 1700 and 0900. That is why the 15 min standup takes 30 min.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

You are fortunate that it takes "only" 30 minutes.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

They need to have full calendars so that they look productive. Those meetings are for them, not for you. You still have to attend tho.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Got to hate those meeting where you are marked as optional but you are required to attend.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

And the ones where you have to discuss what's coming up in the next meeting. Meetings about meetings. We call them metameetings.