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[–] [email protected] 128 points 6 months ago (6 children)

There's plenty of dumb to go around, but the word frunk by itself is the dumbest thing about this story.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I figured that was a fucking typo at first

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

A frunking typo

[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Let me guess: Front trunk? Please tell me I'm wrong.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago

I could, but then I'd be a liar.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (2 children)

It's actually short for "fore bunk" because you can sleep in there

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, I’d totally trust this deathtrap to let me back out in the morning 🙄 /s

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

There's no way I'm sleeping in an area that needs lockout/tagout to enter safely.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

A monkey: Front trunk? That's what I call my penis!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago

Because it's obviously a froot, right?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

So much dumb I’m inspired to re-write old song lyrics, like:

What they dunna goo with all that junk All that junk in side that FRUNK

or

My trunks / fore bunks / My stupid cyber FRUNKS

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Don't kink shame. There is nothing wrong with 'frunking'. Come closer, I'll get the lube.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

So a hood. Or a bonnet.