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[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (5 children)

Would you trust your baby alone in the woods with a random man or a Boeing exec?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

Sorry. Bears have mysteriously shot themselves in the head.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Execs have the most psychopats and narcicists, so the chances of them abandoning the kid are high.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

They wouldn't abandon a child.

They would use the child as much as possible to save themselves. Noisemaker for a search party, small hands to reach into tight spaces, easy bear escape mechanism, etc.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

A bear. I choose a bear.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

How high off the ground are we talking?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Funny enough it's still 4. Now frogs, frogs are different. Frogs lay eggs so taking that into account its 100 frogs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Damn camels v frogs. Gets me every time!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

No -- I'm not saying we should trust our current institutions, nor that I trust them, but it does seem to be a big problem

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I hear ya and am with ya...