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submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

I cast Tasha's uncontrollable farts.

You become incapacitated and you emanate a poison cloud area that damage foes and friends in a 5ft radius.

Creatures with a fart fetish get advantage on attacks towards you.

Any creature in range can use their bonus action to jar your farts and sell them on the Fart market for 2d4 silver coins each.