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the hardest exam question (lemmy.ml)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

            
              It's not PHP.
I don't know. I didn't think I'd get this far.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago

It's not PHP
It's already implemented in browsers

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)

PHP has gotten really good over the past few versions, actually. Lots of really great stuff has been added, it feels like it resembles rust more every release lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

PHP10: We now allow interop with Rust!

PHP11: We now allow writing code directly in a .php file and compile it with rustc.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Can't forget the intermediate step of PHP 9: PHP borrow checker

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

It's not Malboge.