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saving lives is hot (i.imgur.com)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I mean… dunno about you, but I look my best with that sweet patina of sweat glistening on my forehead, a drop of drool meandering towards my chin, and a hot load in my drawers.

I may not remember some nights, but I rest easy knowing that I’m a damn fine lookin drunk. Too much booze also makes me smell amazing.

Oh, and I’m a great drunk cook too. You can absolutely trust me with that knife.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Is that how you got the nickname Half-Pinky-Shit-Pants-Low-Blood-Drunk-Ass-Sally? I always wondered what the subtle inside joke was

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

Nah, I got that nickname from my preacher one Sunday after church.