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"Programming Sucks" (www.stilldrinking.org)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Don’t know how I’ve never come across this, but this made me laugh and cry and nod appreciatively.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (9 children)

In about 2 weeks this will be 10 years old

[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago (8 children)

And I’m honestly astonished I’d never come across this before. This ranks up there with the story of Mel.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (5 children)

Mel, a real programmer!

I'd add a motherfucking website. While not exactly a story, it's one of my favorite bits on the internets

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

I knew this one, but I enjoy it everytime. Because it's true, we add way too much stuff we don't need, and that page loads instantly and gets the point across. It's perfect.

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