this post was submitted on 08 Apr 2024
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[–] [email protected] 93 points 7 months ago (62 children)

A trolley is heading towards 4 people. If you pull the switch, it will be diverted towards 1 person. Also, if you slip the switch by pulling it after the front wheels have passed but before back wheels do, it will probably come to a complete halt before hitting anyone, but there is a 20% chance that you'll fuck up and kill all 5 people. There are exits to the east, north, west, and south.

What will you do? _

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I was not expecting to see this reference today. What do I do if the trolley is conducted by an angry little dwarf with a nasty knife?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Pick it up after he throws it and throw it back!

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