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I write the code: $400 an hour
I write the code and you help me: $800 an hour
You write the code and I help you: $1600 an hour
You write the code: $3200 an hour
I wrote a bit of python earlier, do I have to send you a cheque?
If you have to ask that question, then the answer is yes
That's $6400 per hour
I would not if noticed that if not for your addendum.
Of course not! Cash is also acceptable.
Does it work? If so, no worries. If not, and you want me to fix it and/or listen to you complain about it, then pay up! :D
Actually I'm his manager, so you gotta pay me and I sign his checks.
Pssh, I wish I was getting $400 an hour to write code.