Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to [email protected]
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What do Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley do whenever they have an argument before a concert? (lemmy.world)

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Make-up and KISS!

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Where the robber meets the road (lemmy.world)

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It's strange there's a Summer and Winter Olympics ... (lemm.ee)

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... when spring and fall are the things athletes do most.

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Nightmare prevention (lemmy.zip)

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/22056049

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Going in circles (lemmy.world)

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What's the most edible moon? (lemmy.zip)

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Ensaladus

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If you make it with ostrich eggs (fedia.io)

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is it called an "omel"?

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I would tell you a joke about corn (lemmy.world)

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But it's to corny

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i like this (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

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Braking Bad (lemmy.world)

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How embarrassing (lemmy.world)

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Dealing with a spider (lemmy.world)

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Ain't no one (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/26813597

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Whenever I go to see a psychic, they're always angry or depressed. (lemmy.ml)

submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I never get a happy medium.

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What do you call an acid with a bad attitude? (lemmy.ml)

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A-mean-o acid.

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Autocorrect made me say things... (ttrpg.network)

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...that I didn't Nintendo.

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I saw a microbiologist today. (lemmy.zip)

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Was much bigger than I expected.

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Why was the envelope feeling so confident going into his job interview? (lemmy.zip)

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He was addressed for success!

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The plot thickens! (lemmy.ml)

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Seize the fray (lemmy.world)

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Are you okay? (lemmy.world)

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Keeping in good spirits (lemmy.world)

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Illustrating the point (lemmy.world)

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There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. (lemmy.world)

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Only a fraction of people will laugh at this.

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My doctor says, "Rick, you're in denial about your diagnosis." But whenever I ask him what it is, he just tells me his favorite seasoning in a stereotypical Italian accent. (lemmy.zip)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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"It's a tumeric."