Wow. I don't have time for a detailed reply right now and there are parts I agree with. However...(!) Butter is completely unnecessary and undesirable for cheese on toast. If your toast needs extra grease then you've not applied enough cheese.
(Might go for Jesus next time, or battenburg is it cake style).
Perhaps we need to liberate the contents of the denby factory.
awww.
I don't know your instance. *off to explore
Does look a bit sus doesn't it? Not plastic tho. ime the plastic scratches even worse (IKEA KALAS for e.g) Cheapo asda ones with a view to easy replacement. Obvs now discontinued.
I tend to go for either pickle or worcestershire. Today was a pickle day.
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