"You've already lost the argument, for I have depicted you as the baby having mommy milky time"
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whenyellowstonehasitsday
joined 2 months ago
i don't think dog vomit is particularly yummy and probably tastes pretty chemically but dogs tuck into that shit like it's le cordon bleu
why did you eat cardboard soaked in ammonia
sugar is a "raw chemical" 🤓
i like to think my palate is slightly different to that of a dog
they evolved to basically survive on table scraps and other food humans didn't want to eat so i'm not sure our concepts of "peak taste" will be the same
people sometimes have to stop their dogs eating their own vomit
with the amount of money they apparently had available to spend on this little jolly, it's absolutely incredible how much they fumbled things by trying to force their way in instead of asking nicely
if they just hadn't done exclusives, and had instead relied on their decreased split to offer lower prices, while chucking in the odd free game, they'd probably be a lot closer to the 50% of revenue they were hoping for when they started
valve is actively abusing their monopoly by preventing epic from offering the same product(s) at lower prices in their storefront, and their customer base are happy about it because of thoroughly epic pissed everybody off with their opening move
what chumps
it is a shit meme tbf