You know what I would really hate? Automatic diagnostics on my dashboard. Nah. Please make those as LED blinks where the mechanic has to supply his own LED, Jerry rigged to the obd connector. And make it so that only one guy in Minnesota has the manual. Every mechanic has to contact that guy. Then the mechanic has to interpret the LED Morse code manually. Oh yes this would be so useful. And to add a 3Ghz motherboard with only access to Apple music. Totally awesome. Make the display show a video of "all I want for Christmas is you" I'll certainly be making use of that.
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And sarcastically speaking please oh please don't add functionality to the obd connector like the ability to self diagnose and display a full report for any mechanic to easily use without the need for special hardware. That would be awful to have.
How about just generic opensource communications via Ethernet rj45? Then you just plug in any screen/computer including raspberry pi so you can have whatever system you want.
And in Mexico, Nicaragua, Honduras, Panama, Bolivia, Chile, Colombia, Cuba, and Buenos Aires, no es possible, nadie Vuela mas barato!
Go to openwrt. Or get something better with good security. Unifi is good and very expansible but it doesn't have opensource software compatibility. Sad really.
I need an AI vibrator sounding mouse with blue tooth!
Buddy! How are you moving the mouse so fast??? Your hands aren't even moving! Anyway are you coming to the meeting?
I just came at the...to the meeting yes ofcourse. I'll be right there!
Guys! Guys! Guess what! Kohler and American standard are going up against Toto in a battle of the flushes! They teamed up with Microsoft to add Copilot to every toilet in America! Initially this will be in the form of a heated electrified seat with AI powered slow close. But as it ...sorry, ass it learns, it will be able to do things we never imagined!
Like haven't you ever wished to have a gentle warm water ball massage 😉 given to you automatically by your brother-in-law's toilet when you come over and visit?
Wouldn't it be cool if the same amenities were available at the Walmart too and the Costco or even the local recreational public park toilets? Imagine what these seats could learn about the go on the go! And the convenience of not having to bring your own ball massager everywhere you go is just incredible.
AI control could bring bidet's everywhere the ability to clean the areas that need to be cleaned and leave the other areas dryer than before! You'd be in and out in a jiffy! Imagine that! A no-mess public toilet anywhere you go!
My friend would like more please
As a maker, am obligated to build my own dildo jiggler robot. I need a reciprocating saw , some pegs and hot glue....hold my beers! 🍻
There might be a new room in everyone's home for this. First there was the living room and the infamous "love seat".....but we know better...it was a duck bench! Then they housed whatever was the "kit" in it's own Chen! They even put the beds in their own room along with the bath. Even the Gays got a Rash for cars. And now, move over Vibrator!, sayonara Silicone tipped hacksaw! Here comes Atlas.... better known as Atlass! The fuck that never stops! It's for you hard working man or woman, for you who can't get enough from. JUST 5 minutes. Atlas will give you 60 minutes at 60hertz or more until it really hurts!
What's the maximum hip thrusting frequency on one of these? It's for a friend 😄.
Ding ding! You got a flat tire dude! You can tell because I'm showing you this symbol "!"
Oh, wanna know which one? Just go outside and check it out buddy! It would be the one that looks flat.
You get all this great information for just $400 bucks! 100 per each tire monitor.
Dude, my goodness! Can they do worse?