vivadanang

people hang a wire

yes yes, omniscient and omnipotent no doubt, this fucking string will fool god...

I honestly wonder if this is as hilarious to them as it is to outsiders

LOL get fucked.

let's stop it all.

I'd prefer they both stopped.

Wasteful but not as bad as golf.

https://www.deseret.com/2022/3/22/22988989/an-illogical-oasis-golf-course-water-usage-st-george-golf

The U.S. Geological Survey’s most recent water use data for Utah shows the state uses about 38 million gallons of water on golf courses per day.

I'd steal from Nazis, the KKK, drug lords, oh yeah. nonprofits would have ONE hell of a year.

day one: pantsed every pro-life god botherer outside of every planned parenthood, all at the same moment.

day two: watched the internet take in day one. picked charities to give stacks of drug money and swiss nazi money to.

day three: etc

Damn.

Why did they have to change so much? Like, if you told me that trailer was for some sci-fi border world cop, that would make sense. Why the fuck...

It’s part of the anti-Freemason plot to prevent us eating communally in order to reduce obesity amongst alter boys.

thank you I needed this laugh

I like a big bowl of Rogan Gosht with some chicken biryani (my wife's fav) and loads of naan. I'm not refined lol, just like that lamb and that chicken saffron yogurty stuff.

Indian food mostly, but only because the best places are a drive away.

(But I buy my shrooms from a church.)

I respect going for a religious experience every time. Shroom church would be almost worth going to church.

huh.