veganpizza69

Writing code is bad!

Writes condensed configurations and properties files in 3 different languages instead. Cloud deployment uses yet another source of configurations and properties.

Doesn't write documentation for configuration and properties.

Ah, yes, that's much more readable.

coffee and death metal

For context on the reference: https://www.reddit.com/r/Teachers/comments/1but3c2/wait_zoomers_actually_cant_read_analogue_clocks_i/

why do you hate Zoomers?

In a pinch, if you don't have Word, try WordPad.

You implant a chip in your brain that gives it control over your finger movement.

Fourth try: total motion blur

Trust the muscle memory.

Terry Truncate Table

Start a religion where the clergy maintain both written and oral versions of your code as a sacred text.