Fully anonymous account, purchased with crypto, has a warrant canary, open source clients, regular server audits to verify no logs, relatively cheap, fast, works on all my devices, VPN bypass for things like steam, killswitch, and a choice of VPN protocols.
It also has multihop, but that's just a gimmick.
Someone else who uses the same VPN as I is really into butt stuff. I have to question their commitment to 480p though.