thefartographer

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

That's the moment where the fighters and the crowd attack and eat the announcer

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

"Ugh, now they're both crying..." Covers microphone "Someone hit somebody! God, in my 13 years of UFC announcing, I've never been more embarrassed..."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

How's my mom gonna have time for that when she's busy with every male COD player ever?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago

So lidc my bukt and sudc on may baltz

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

Put them in the graveyard

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

FULL BRIDGE RECTUM FIRE

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

Versus some of that old fashioned homemade chain. HOW ARE THESE PROFESSIONAL PROTESTORS GETTING THEIR HANDS ON COMMERCIAL-GRADE METALS???

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Oh, yeah? I'll show you! How to punctuation.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You've just described my entire experience with the Transformer tablet. After a year of sending it in within days of receiving it "repaired," the day after my warranty ended, they said they discovered a faulty network chip and could replace it for the price of a new tablet plus shipping both ways.

I've been shouting "Fuck ASUS" for the past 10 years and I'm so glad I can now join others in it.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago (1 children)

a******

I'm telling Mom that you cursed on the internet!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Thank you for your service

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I wish my brain were the same size and shape as a pigeon

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