thefartographer

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NASA and Boeing say Starliner astronauts ‘are not stranded,’ but will be on the ISS for a few more weeks in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Getting strapped to the floor of a Dragon sounds like a great plot for a space thriller

house always wins in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

It's gonna be really difficult not to piss on my pants through the crevasse under the toilet seat with this guaranteed boner material

I'm feeding both wolves fully and it's not enough in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

Fat Texan checking in: my blood is 1/3 ranch

Arizona toddler rescued after getting trapped in a Tesla with a dead battery | The Model Y’s 12-volt battery, which powers things like the doors and windows, died in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

But there is babby in crar. How girl get pragnent?

I ordered my daughter a pizza, something I don't usually do. I got Domino's smallest size with two toppings. I got her cheese sticks and two sauces and tipped the driver 20%. $31.07. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

You don't have children, do you?

I'm not sure that person has ever seen a child

I ordered my daughter a pizza, something I don't usually do. I got Domino's smallest size with two toppings. I got her cheese sticks and two sauces and tipped the driver 20%. $31.07. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Mmmm... Garden droppings

I ordered my daughter a pizza, something I don't usually do. I got Domino's smallest size with two toppings. I got her cheese sticks and two sauces and tipped the driver 20%. $31.07. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I'm sad you didn't use my household's name for the Papa: Poopy John's

Arizona toddler rescued after getting trapped in a Tesla with a dead battery | The Model Y’s 12-volt battery, which powers things like the doors and windows, died in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Woke toddler was working for Big Baby to make Tesla look bad

Also, firefighters are just beefy sexy shills for the axe industry

Arizona toddler rescued after getting trapped in a Tesla with a dead battery | The Model Y’s 12-volt battery, which powers things like the doors and windows, died in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Where's the door?

How big is your desk? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago

I use a KVM switch tree and run it off an alternator connected to my desk bike

Let me pull this out of my ass in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Oh God, don't watch the etc porn! You'll never be able to unsee it...

Let me pull this out of my ass in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Yeah, that's more appropriate for a WHEN clause or possibly even a WHOM

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