thefartographer

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If you could be the best at something but nobody could know, what would it be? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

The best at keeping secrets

Elon Musk Shares Manipulated Harris Video, in Seeming Violation of X’s Policies in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 115 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Yup.

Malware As A Service in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

How the fuck did my Fedora just bluescreen?? Crowdstrike!

*audience laughter, freeze-frame*

Elon Musk says SpaceX HQ officially moving to Texas, blames new CA trans student privacy law in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Nope, I think Elon is really onto something. Woke schools means we can't go to space anymore!

LOOK WHAT WE MADE HIM DO!!!

Google's Gemini AI caught scanning Google Drive hosted PDF files without permission — user complains feature can't be disabled in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

This whole exchange made me feel better. Thank you for being you

Google's Gemini AI caught scanning Google Drive hosted PDF files without permission — user complains feature can't be disabled in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Yes, I wanted to one-up your disbelief by pretending I use random text boxes to store personal information.

Maybe one of these days I'll make a joke that's funny instead of confusing...

Google's Gemini AI caught scanning Google Drive hosted PDF files without permission — user complains feature can't be disabled in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (4 children)

!RemindMe in two hours to give my doctor my new SSN after my last one got stolen: 644-11-9217

Qualcomm spends millions on marketing as it is found better battery life, not AI features, is driving Copilot+ PC sales in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Sounds like my old Ulefone! I once dropped it while getting out of my car and it put a 1.5" diameter dent in the door frame.

Most Precise Atomic Clock Ever Built Will Only Lose a Second Every 30 Billion Years in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The Germans will be furious

I need to achieve this stage, too in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Oh gosh, I'm not sure I could even sift my way through that much toxic masculinity and confidently-incorrect content to even derive a coherent tldr. I guess that everyone is wrong and this 16-year-old post now only serves as a mile marker on the unfortunate decline of online courtesy?

You're better off just watching the video linked by @[email protected]

I need to achieve this stage, too in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (5 children)

That full body workout took me days to read the last time. I felt like I was watching an epic soap opera and was trying to track all the characters until I realized that they all just needed to hug and communicate better

NASA and Boeing say Starliner astronauts ‘are not stranded,’ but will be on the ISS for a few more weeks in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Wow, that's a great fucking read!