I like that you downvoted me, so I also downvoted myself to be cool like you
thefartographer
joined 1 year ago
*cries harder in ADHD*
I'm doing my part!
*cries on the stone*
Of course the dad caved first, she's Daddy's little girl!
Don't say "no" just because it hasn't worked yet!
Be bold! Be daring!
Stomp on a CEO's crotch!
Define "unqualified."
Like, unqualified to even build a see-saw for a public playground? Agreed
Unqualified to work for Boeing? Highly debatable at this point
Can we please instate a corporate death penalty? And some sort of persona non grata for executives who contributed to the condemnable behavior?
Also, new rule: if the sum of pay and benefits for a company's C-suite and stock buybacks is greater than the sum of the pay for your non-contractor employees then all the stocks bought back must be transferred to your employees and contractors.
You should put a motion sensor near your coffee maker. Just make sure the alarm is always within earshot
Vance would want to do it with it
The best part of waking up is Covfefe in hamberders
I pray to leave long enough to see the civil war between the AIs trying to decide whether I should live or die because I find it funny to be nice to some and sadistic to others
As a man with ADHD and poor oral hygiene, I need to get one of these just so that the assistant in my toothbrush gets lonely and depressed.
Just when things are starting to get their most bleak, I'll use it to scrub my toilet.
That's boring. C'mon, be cool! Downvote that shit!